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Ryan Gibbs posted an image of Tom Hanks in the blockbuster Castaway, with the caption: 'My current feeling knowing Monarch have gone into administration and my flight home still hasn't been changed'.

Another wrote: 'Ryanair looking at the Monarch situation like...yep, won't have to worry about pilot shortage soon.'Administrators have confirmed Monarch package holidaymakers will be flown home for free or get a full refund on bookings - but flight-only customers are likely to be left out of pocket.

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And the beleaguered airline has now fallen victim to the inevitable onslaught of memes poking fun at its financial misfortune.

Social media has erupted with hilarious pictures mocking Monarch - with many suggesting Ryanair could now take on its staff.

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